Do you like my decorations?What a lovely tree we have this year. You would not believe what it took to convince Stinch to let us have one.
A Weapon? Oh! Oh no, that's just our little joke. Don't you worry yourself with that, Officer.
Sometimes dear Violet gets angry and jokes "if only I had a weapon to get Stinch with!" - Neither of us were actually serious.
Well, I don't know about Violet. But I don't have it in me to kill anyone, especially not with that tree-topper. I'm an old frail woman.
The real murderer, they're probably young and strapping which is... Just about everyone else in this building except for me!